Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
I want this gone now. I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place, and I want it over now. Not when the NHS decides to give a damn (it’ll be 6 weeks since my GP appointment this Thursday, I thought there was some sort of target about that?), not when I’m 18 and can go private without my parents, even though I live 5 hours away from them, and not at some indeterminable time in the future. Now.